From an idea brainstorming for "T-shirts about Code Review"

• Code Review, n: A masochistic process that makes you feel the pain of bad code yourself instead of going the much easier way of passing it on to the customer.
• Code Reviews – because it's a good feeling to see that you aren't the only one who makes obvious mistakes.
• Code Review Bullshit Bingo with 5x5 cells and entries like:
  
  • Silent catch
  • Extensive usage of Copy & Paste
  • Local temp file accidentally checked in
  • Tabs instead of spaces
  • Same error still exists in third review round
  • Function with more than 100 lines
  • Line with more than 100 characters
  • Code review with more than 100 files
  • Global variable
  • Inheritance instead of composition
  • Return -1 instead of throwing Exception
  • Missing unit tests
  • Hardcoded file path of developer's PC
  • ...
• Comic with two people talking:
  
  A: "I am the only one in my company who can maintain my component!"
  
  B: "Why, are you that smart?"
  
  A: "No, the code is that ugly."